Monday, February 16, 2009
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
g.fonz seeks superhero
do you have incredible customer service skills? do you need some extra cash? do want to save the world . . . one cell phone at a time?
gFonz is seeking a cell phone superhero(ine) like you. you hook people up with a recycled cell phone when theirs is broken, lost or stolen. you meet them somewhere near you. you receive $10 cash for each person you rescue.
it's necessary that you have a cell phone and email access.
if you're interested in this green gig, please reach gfonzmail@gmail.com or 212.928.1842 right away.
gFonz is seeking a cell phone superhero(ine) like you. you hook people up with a recycled cell phone when theirs is broken, lost or stolen. you meet them somewhere near you. you receive $10 cash for each person you rescue.
it's necessary that you have a cell phone and email access.
if you're interested in this green gig, please reach gfonzmail@gmail.com or 212.928.1842 right away.
Friday, November 14, 2008
g.fonz goes to midtown
g.fonz today sells a lg vx5300 to a merrill lynch executive, a lg vx5200 to a jazz club server and a samsung sph-a660 to a law & order production assistant. all sales are in midtown manhattan.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
g.fonz txt of the day
from an verizon lg env.
mom had some major sales today. i think she might be the gfonz salesman of the year.
mom had some major sales today. i think she might be the gfonz salesman of the year.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
g.fonz takes a trip
g.fonz today sells a lg vx5300 in forest hills, queens, and a samsung sph-a660 in williamsburg, brooklyn.
g.fonz usually sells phones only in manhattan. but when a customer from a neighboring borough needs a phone, g.fonz hooks them up.
g.fonz usually sells phones only in manhattan. but when a customer from a neighboring borough needs a phone, g.fonz hooks them up.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
g.fonz hooks up rock chick
g.fonz hooks up a rock chick with a lg vx8100 video camera phone.
"i'm never going to (big evil cell phone company) again" she says after her g.fonz experience.
"i'm never going to (big evil cell phone company) again" she says after her g.fonz experience.
Monday, October 20, 2008
g.fonz sells
g.fonz today sells phones to a dogwalker on the upper west side, a rabbi on the upper east side, a college professor and a college janitor.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
g.fonz remembers borrowed phone
a year ago today, a boy borrows a motorola razr, and g.fonz is born out of it.
to celebrate, please watch lost verizon.
to celebrate, please watch lost verizon.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
g.fonz sells at koronet
g.fonz sells a samsung sph-a760 cell phone at koronet pizza at 2:30 am to a girl who desperately needs a phone.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
g.fonz receives referral from company store
g.fonz today receives a customer referral from a major wireless carrier's company store.
after losing his cell phone, the customer can hardly afford a replacement. so an associate at the carrier's customer store finds a g.fonz ad and gives the customer g.fonz number.
and g.fonz hooks that customer up.
after losing his cell phone, the customer can hardly afford a replacement. so an associate at the carrier's customer store finds a g.fonz ad and gives the customer g.fonz number.
and g.fonz hooks that customer up.
Monday, October 6, 2008
g.fonz ships g.fonz
g.fonz today ships two dozen g.fonz to arizona and utah for local sale in those states.
mesa, arizona, residents will be able to buy alltel lg ax5000 and verizon lg vx7000 video camera phones with brand new batteries for $40.
st. george, utah, residents will be able to buy alltel lg ax4270 and verizon lg vx4650 cell phones with brand new batteries for $40.
mesa, arizona, residents will be able to buy alltel lg ax5000 and verizon lg vx7000 video camera phones with brand new batteries for $40.
st. george, utah, residents will be able to buy alltel lg ax4270 and verizon lg vx4650 cell phones with brand new batteries for $40.
Friday, October 3, 2008
g.fonz goes to brooklyn
g.fonz sells a lg vx5300 bluetooth camera phone to carol ann in brooklyn.
"i can't believe you do this," she says.
"i can't believe you do this," she says.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
g.fonz sells to an emt
g.fonz a third phone to an emit while he sits in an ambulance.
"you rescued me once again," he says as he starts the ambulance to rescue someone.
"you rescued me once again," he says as he starts the ambulance to rescue someone.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
g.fonz recommends g.fonz
why might a girl consider a ghetto phone over a sexy phone?
Just a little over 1 year ago, my magenta Motorola Razr phone died on me. The screen just blacked out one day. Which was fine, considering I had a rubber band holding the screen on - which I had pulled off to clean the lint that got trapped between the phone and the phone screen. Let's just say that Motorola might not make the highest quality phones and it was time for me to move on.
So what did I do? I replaced it with the same phone. One would think that I would learn. Nope. I like to repeat my mistakes.
Well, the last 3 weeks my phone has been on the fritz. The screen won't work (again) if I close my phone...keep it open and it's fine. Today might be the last straw...the voice activation on it keeps trying to on its' own to call people. The buttons on the keypad don't work at all. And it just keeps shutting off on its' own.
Stupid technology.
Just a little over 1 year ago, my magenta Motorola Razr phone died on me. The screen just blacked out one day. Which was fine, considering I had a rubber band holding the screen on - which I had pulled off to clean the lint that got trapped between the phone and the phone screen. Let's just say that Motorola might not make the highest quality phones and it was time for me to move on.
So what did I do? I replaced it with the same phone. One would think that I would learn. Nope. I like to repeat my mistakes.
Well, the last 3 weeks my phone has been on the fritz. The screen won't work (again) if I close my phone...keep it open and it's fine. Today might be the last straw...the voice activation on it keeps trying to on its' own to call people. The buttons on the keypad don't work at all. And it just keeps shutting off on its' own.
Stupid technology.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
g.fonz hooks up wall streeter
the day after the dow takes its biggest plunge in two decades, g.fonz hooks up a recently set-free wall streeter.
"i'm a casualty of what's going on downtown. i've been drinking a lot, and i lost my phone" he says, so g.fonz hooks him up with an inexpensive replacement.
"i'm a casualty of what's going on downtown. i've been drinking a lot, and i lost my phone" he says, so g.fonz hooks him up with an inexpensive replacement.
g.fonz visits ad agency
g.fonz hooks up an ad agency account executive with an lg vx4400 cell phone and an extra battery.
"it's a pleasure to do business with you," she says.
"it's a pleasure to do business with you," she says.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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